I have a confession. Over the past eight months, my team and I have spent well over $600 on continuous glucose monitors. We’ve peeled dead sensors off triceps in gym parking lots, explained the little white circles on our arms to curious strangers at Whole Foods, and stress-tested every consumer CGM platform available without a prescription in 2026. What started as curiosity — after that first $49 sensor blew my mind last summer — turned into a full-blown comparison project. Here’s what nobody tells you when you’re standing in the pharmacy aisle or scrolling Amazon at midnight: the CGM landscape…